Transformers 2 – Nigga Autobots!

Posted on June 29th, 2009 at 3:39 am by Mark

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What the fuck is this? Two new ignorant ass Autobots:  Skids and Mudflaps.  I saw Transformers 2 tonight and was trippin.  Are you serious?  I can look passed all the stupid jokes and whatever else they threw in there for the kids but I can’t stay quiet about two robots that sound like they’re “black” and speak in slang and can’t read and call people “pussy.”  There was some alien scripture and letters that Shia Labeouf needed translated so he asked these two if they can read and their responses were something to the effect of: “Reading?  Nah, we don’t know no reading.”  Something like that.  Basically, some ebonic ass, slavery, mastah, bullshit!  So, how do I respond to this shit?  How would you respond to two ebonic/ broken english speaking robots that can’t read and one of them ,Skids, has a fuckin  gold tooth – and they were both stupid as shit?  I mean goofy and dumb acting.  Kinda like a Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars.  Oh, and Skids has bucked teeth- some typical “duh” shit.  And at the end of the movie everybody was clapping.   The kids loved it!  It’s a smash!

Nigga Autobots!

Do I have to say I’m offended or can you tell? Now, black people/ people of color have come a great distance.    It is more than unacceptable for Hollywood to feed this shit to the new generation.  Now, I use the “N” word in jest and amongst friends and I cuss like a sailor at times and I’ll call anybody (male or female) a bitch whenever I’m ready.  And I love Dave Chappelle, Eddie Murphy, and Richard Pryor too.  But I would never feed any of that shit to children.

Dear Hollywood:

I understand that your ultimate objective is to make money and I’m cool with that.  But you need to find a way to hook the kids that doesn’t include making black people look like fucking idiots.   Some of us do just fine looking like asses without your help.  It’s a stereotype that we’re trying to slowly put behind us.


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